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Wednesday, September 2, 2026

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Conspiracy

Bigfoot is an unclassified ape; Nessie is a large unknown animal.

The File desk · official reports and named journals

Compiled Wednesday, September 2, 2026

Updated Wednesday, September 2, 2026

ConfirmedNot a USFWS-listed species. NatureScot has no Nessie protection plan.

UnverifiedExistence of Bigfoot or Nessie as an unknown animal.

Confirmed: not a U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service listed species (ECOS /species/sasquatch returned 404 on September 2, 2026). NatureScot has no Nessie protection plan. Existence of either animal is Unverified. This desk does not invent a debunk.

Hair samples

Sykes et al., Proc. R. Soc. B 281:20140161 (July 2, 2014): 30 hair samples attributed to anomalous primates; two Himalayan closest to polar bear; otherwise known extant mammals (doi:10.1098/rspb.2014.0161).

Not a listed species

USFWS ECOS /species/sasquatch returned 404 on September 2, 2026. That is not a listing.

Skamania County ordinance list (ecode360): 69-01 Sasquatch protection (Not codified); 1984-02 Sasquatch refuge (Not codified). A county ordinance list is not a species listing.

Loch Ness

NatureScot FOI, September 16, 2025 (FOI):

“NatureScot has not developed a species protection plan or code of practice for the Loch Ness Monster.”

VisitScotland (Nessie page): Nessie never officially found; Deepscan detected objects, no monster confirmed.

What is still unknown or disputed

Primary sources

Every claim in this story is drawn from the documents below. If a fetch failed, that is recorded on the card.

  1. Source 1

    Genetic analysis of hair samples attributed to anomalous primates

    Proceedings of the Royal Society B (Sykes et al.) · July 2, 2014

    30 hair samples attributed to anomalous primates; two Himalayan closest to polar bear; otherwise known extant mammals.

    https://doi.org/10.1098/rspb.2014.0161

  2. Source 2

    Skamania County ordinance list

    eCode360 · September 2, 2026

    69-01 Sasquatch protection (Not codified); 1984-02 Sasquatch refuge (Not codified).

    https://ecode360.com/46462922

  3. Source 3

    FOI: species protection plan / code of practice for the Loch Ness Monster

    NatureScot · September 16, 2025

    NatureScot has not developed a species protection plan or code of practice for the Loch Ness Monster.

    https://www.nature.scot/doc/freedom-information-request-species-protection-plancode-practice-loch-ness-monster

  4. Source 4

    Nessie

    VisitScotland · September 2, 2026

    Nessie never officially found; Deepscan detected objects, no monster confirmed.

    https://www.visitscotland.com/places-to-go/loch-ness/things-to-do/nessie